Coworker and cologne

[SCNCY]

My senior year some sophomore threw his bag in his lockerrrom locker and broke a bottle of polo in it. Some other jack wagon sophomore complained about the smell and hosed it down with brut deodorant. Instant headache. This is a windowless basement room where we changed and kept our football pads. I grabbed my pads and got ready outside.

It could have been worse. During my sophomore of high school, as a senior prank, some kids took I think was fox urine and poured a bunch of it in the hallway and it smelled horrible. Where they poured it was in an area of the school where nearly everyone would walk through (I went to a high school with 2000 students, so it was a fairly big school). Even the following school year, you could still smell some of it.

 

[harimad]

And this is why I don't work in IT.

Worked in IT my whole career. I'd love to say this is just a stereotype, but sadly it's not. I've worked with way too many guys who have poor hygiene.

 

[cyhiphopp]

Being in the Navy, I was in close quarters with a number of guys with poor hygiene. I remember one guy who pulled his work shirt out of his locker, smelled it, cringed, and grabbed his can of Lysol to hose it down. Proceeded to don it.

Another guy once asked my buddy if he could borrow a dress shirt for his uniform. My buddy says, "No! Frankly Dennis, your personal hygiene is lacking, and I will not be letting you wear my clothes."

G Dang it Dennis!

 

[JM4CY]

A guy who lived two doors down from me my freshman year in Maple came running into my room drunk one Thursday night with a lighter. Laid down and let a huge beer fart go and lit it. It was funny as hell for about 1.5 seconds until he lit the ass of his nike shorts on fire and subsequently his asshair. That my friends, a firey asshair beer fart, is the epitome of awful smells. He turned out ok but the shorts were attached to his door as a trophy for the reminder of the semester.

 

[oldman]

A guy who lived two doors down from me my freshman year in Maple came running into my room drunk one Thursday night with a lighter. Laid down and let a huge beer fart go and lit it. It was funny as hell for about 1.5 seconds until he lit the ass of his nike shorts on fire and subsequently his asshair. That my friends, a firey asshair beer fart, is the epitome of awful smells. He turned out ok but the shorts were attached to his door as a trophy for the reminder of the semester.

My younger brother did that once in our bedroom. But he didn't push hard enough and it crawled into his undies and almost burned him.