Friday OT - The Return of the Confession

[srjclone]

I am mostly living by myself these last couple months.

I am amazed at how often I eat in bed.

This is insanity to me. Do you **** on your grill? No.

#jimladbutnotreally

 

[SuperTrooper]

Finding Nemo or Finding Dory are not enjoyable movies, but I love most animated movies. I just find the short term memory joke WAY overdone.

 

[EnhancedFujita]

On this note:
I know a lot of other men do this, so it's not original.
I do things wrong the first time, so my wife doesn't ask me to do them again. She's not quite the perfectionist that BCClone describes, but she has her tendencies. If she sees me doing it wrong she just takes it and does it for me.

I could have sworn my wife was doing this with how she loads the dish washer, but no, she just keeps doing it wrong, no matter how many times I try to explain that the bowl won't get clean when you put it in the dish washer UPSIDE DOWN!

 

[jcyclonee]

Her family makes crap like lutefisk that I refuse to eat.

Who makes lutefisk for company? Unless it's old Norwegian company. I don't blame you man. I was forced to eat the lutefisk at a Norwegian family reunion.

I'm not Scandinavian and I don't mind Lutefisk. That's a real confession.

 

[BikeSkiClone]

Everyone in the Twitter feed link here would like to join this thread: http://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/threads/trumpregret.225820/

www.twitter.com/trump_regrets

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

But you're not doing it "the right way".

Which I'm assuming means taking an Instagram break. Taking a glass of wine break. Take a call your sister and talk (complain about me or their mother) break.

 

[3TrueFans]

Which I'm assuming means taking an Instagram break. Taking a glass of wine break. Take a call your sister and talk (complain about me or their mother) break.

It's a process, believe in the process.

 

[mdk2isu]

Fine, I'll admit it. I don't mind Nickelback.

 

[cyclonespiker33]

Finding Nemo or Finding Dory are not enjoyable movies, but I love most animated movies. I just find the short term memory joke WAY overdone.

It's not a joke to Dory, it's a serious medical condition.

 

[mdk2isu]

It's not a joke to Dory, it's a serious medical condition.

Even if it was a joke to her, she would forget it in a couple minutes so you could just retell it.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Finding Nemo or Finding Dory are not enjoyable movies, but I love most animated movies. I just find the short term memory joke WAY overdone.

I agree on Finding Dory though. I really don't remember laughing during that movie. It was just overly sad for an animated movie aimed at kids.

 

[cyhiphopp]

Which I'm assuming means taking an Instagram break. Taking a glass of wine break. Take a call your sister and talk (complain about me or their mother) break.

Careful, you'll make her "Mad Again".

 

[cyclonpediaJoe]

So you've stopped believing?

I've believed a few times after a few to many Busch Lights.

 

[KnappShack]

I once stole someone's grill

.....with their food still cooking on it

 

[CYCLNST8]

I once stole someone's grill

.....with their food still cooking on it

Was it 2004 on West Street in Ames??? You sunnuva...

 

[MeanDean]

This is insanity to me. Do you **** on your grill? No.

#jimladbutnotreally

I might. Depending on what **** is.

 

[dtISU]

My garage really needs cleaned.

 

[MNCYWX]

This is pretty pathetic for a confessions thread.

I'm sorry I can't make it any better either.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Pluto is still a planet to me.

Pluto is still a dog to me.

 

[carvers4math]

This is pretty pathetic for a confessions thread.

I'm sorry I can't make it any better either.

So far, me tasting my dog's fancy Christmas cookie seems to be the most grievous offense.