Hey 19 - Random Thoughts: In the year 2525...more or less

[BCClone]

Nice. It seem like a nice little town? I've never been there, and I actually won't be going through town; it's the closest town to where this farm is. The guy bought my trailer without seeing it in person, so that makes me a little nervous, although it's good for its age. I bought an aluminum trailer.
I have his money and an agreement he bought sight unseen as long as four things measure up to my ad, and they do, so I am dropping it off there somewhere.

Ezekiel Elliot’s mom is from there.

 

[Frog]

Buy some beef jersey.

Or you could buy something and return it in your way home.

Sounds good, I need a new pair of leather gloves too. I have rebate money burning a hole in my pocket anyway. LOL.

 

[VeloClone]

Buy some beef jersey.

Or you could buy something and return it in your way home.

Beef jersey? Is that something like this?

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Touched my laptop for the first time in a week.

 

[VeloClone]

Touched my laptop for the first time in a week.

Is this a retired guy euphemism?

 

[stormchaser2014]

Think i just got set up on a date with a postal worker.

Still in progress.

 

[NWICY]

Touched my laptop for the first time in a week.

How's the new lifestyle going?

 

[NWICY]

Panseared ribeye sautéed mushrooms, potato salad and the lady Clones on the radio. Pretty good supper.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

Touched my laptop for the first time in a week.

Did you remember your password?

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

Is this a retired guy euphemism?

Some of you get older, and some of you mature

 

[NWICY]

Some of you get older, and some of you mature

Maturity is overrated.

 

[BCClone]

Still in progress.

It’s a postal person, you can expect things to be slow.

 

[stormchaser2014]

It’s a postal person, you can expect things to be slow.

I gave the set up lady my number and she said she'd keep me updated. Said the girl is a little hesitant due to past situations.

 

[BCClone]

I gave the set up lady my number and she said she'd keep me updated. Said the girl is a little hesitant due to past situations.

Don’t send dikpiks right a way then.

 

[BCClone]

If my son ever gets hurt in his room, he will lay there yelling for a while. I will just think he’s on his XBox.

 

[BCClone]

Yesterday a couple of my youngest sons friends came to pick him up to do something. One dudes vehicle is squealing a lot. My son comes in and asks if I put deodorant on the belts for that. Apparently the other numbnut said that’s what you do. I just stood there confused and told him I think it may be an idler pulley squealing.

My son hangs out with some dumb kids I realized.

 

[NWICY]

Yesterday a couple of my youngest sons friends came to pick him up to do something. One dudes vehicle is squealing a lot. My son comes in and asks if I put deodorant on the belts for that. Apparently the other numbnut said that’s what you do. I just stood there confused and told him I think it may be an idler pulley squealing.

My son hangs out with some dumb kids I realized.

Well kind of a take off of using belt dressing, I'll give credit for creativity. I think you are more likely right though.

 

[CloneLawman]

Don’t send dikpiks right a way then.

Maybe Pants can be his wingman.

 

[BCClone]

Maybe Pants can be his wingman.

I suppose she may be up for a good laugh.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

Oh, goodness. We just got back from the wbb game (frustrating) and decided to have a drink at the bar. We both ordered a gin martini, dry, olive. Different gin, same everything else.
This is what I got. Sweet vermouth is red, by the way.

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Olive got added later and it did not help the flavor. At all.
For those who don’t drink or don’t drink gin martinis, gin is clear. Dry vermouth is clear.
We’re being very polite.

TO BE CLEAR: THIS IS NOT LIFE SIZE.