Incredibly Important Poll: What is your favorite cracker?

[cyclones500]

For soup I like oyster crackers. Otherwise I’d go with Ritz.

I gave "like," regarding oyster crackers, but addendum, I like Oyster on chili, saltines in most "general soup."

For store-bought canned soup, I don't add crackers to chicken-noodle. I like some crackerage w/ vegetable "alphabet."

 

[ISUAgronomist]

Saltines are great in soup, but who are you sociopaths voting those as overall favorites? Must be the same people who stand up to wipe.

Will sit and eat a whole sleeve of saltines in a sitting. ******* glorious!

 

[psycln11]

Chicken in a Biskit
Wheat Thins
Triscuit

Are all better options than the original poll.

 

[DrClone]

#1 Cheezit Pepper Jack

 

[baller21]

Will sit and eat a whole sleeve of saltines in a sitting. ******* glorious!

I'm hungry and the hunger will linger
I eat sixteen saltine crackers then I lick my fingers

 

[kirk89gt]

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All good with bonus points for the Rosemary ones…..my favorite holiday cracker.

 

[cycloner29]

Peanut butter between two Ritz crackers and covered in chocolate is the bomb!!

 

[RagingCloner]

Peanut butter between two Ritz crackers and covered in chocolate is the bomb!!

This is 1000% accurate but I think you have to voted based on the raw cracker

 

[Dgilbertson]

These poll options are so laughably inadequate I cannot in good conscience participate

 

[Dgilbertson]

At Menard's...

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Choosing an all cheese snack sold at a hardware store as “best cracker” is some S tier midwesterning

 

[BuffettClone]

All good with bonus points for the Rosemary ones…..my favorite holiday cracker.

Rosemary and olive oil triscuits are really good also

 

[DRH]

While we’re on the subject. If anyone wants easy money, bet your buddy that they can’t eat 6 saltines in 60 seconds. I’ve never seen anyone come close.

 

[CySmurf]

Any of those cracker will do when you put this stuff on them!

 

[bsaltyman]

While we’re on the subject. If anyone wants easy money, bet your buddy that they can’t eat 6 saltines in 60 seconds. I’ve never seen anyone come close.

I’ve done 7. You have to kind of force yourself to dry swallow the crackers, but it’s possible.

Also, one at a time works better for this.

 

[MuskieCy]

Bedsides this cracker,...





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[CycloneRulzzz]

This will settle a debate that could lead me into making $5, obviously this makes it incredibly important.

What's the debate and which side are you on?

 

[Bestaluckcy]

Didn’t see fire as a choice.

 

[exCYtable]

Will sit and eat a whole sleeve of saltines in a sitting. ******* glorious!

Saltines make me think of all the times I was recovering from the puking flu when I was little. Those dry crackers are disgusting.

 

[nfrine]

Surprised this thread hasn't been caved. "Cracker" is not nice...

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]