Irresponsibility with super powers

coolerifyoudid

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Most people blessed with super powers inevitably meet Stan Lee and get their own movie deal. I wonder what happens to the rest of the bunch. There has to be be at least a handful of super-infused people out there that lack the motivation to fight crime or take over the world. Assuming that donning a cape and tights is not your thing, what sort of irresponsible acts would you commit?

*an incredibly fortunate streak at Vegas is a given*

A few of mine:

- accidentally trip an fall off a large tourist attraction, fall hundreds of feet to the concrete below, bounce once, land on my feet and casually walk away

- get hit by a car and launch myself blocks/miles away

- walk-on for CPR and run for 1000 yards against the Hawkeyes (I still have a few years of eligibility left)

- disguise myself as an 80 year old man, go to a parkour course and LIGHT IT UP
 

cyhiphopp

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Was it that obvious? This was actually a topic of conversation that took place in a dorm room on Henderson in Friley back in the early 90's. Met my wife that night....it was smoky if I recall correctly.

With a name like coolerifyoudid, I am shocked.