Laying an egg

[tyler24]

Do you think laying an egg is closer to taking a nice number two or closer to a woman giving birth to a child. Discuss...

 

[KLP630]

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[MeowingCows]

Hell, I'll toss out a vote for bowel movement.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I'd say it's very much like starting this thread.

 

[CycloneErik]

Posting in this thread is being part of something special. In.

 

[ISUAgronomist]

#2 for sure. Haven't you had one of those where it feels so big that once you push it out you're certain that your butthole bleeding afterward only to look in the can and see a single round floater?

 

[MeowingCows]

#2 for sure. Haven't you had one of those where it feels so big that once you push it out you're certain that your butthole bleeding afterward only to look in the can and see a single round floater?

The phrase "s*** a brick" didn't come from nowhere.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

**** Iowa

 

[GTO]

So the options are pushing out a Hawkeye or giving birth?

 

[CyArob]

Some of you need fiber

 

[arobb]

Some of you need fiber

 

[CYCLNST8]

The egg came first; not the chicken.

 

[tyler24]

#2 for sure. Haven't you had one of those where it feels so big that once you push it out you're certain that your butthole bleeding afterward only to look in the can and see a single round floater?

This is true, however, have you had the one where you just feel like a thousand bucks after? I mean the cloaca is a multipurpose hole. Hurting everyday laying an egg doesn't sound like something a body would evolve to do. Just curious about the potential dopamine release from laying an egg.

 

[BoxsterCy]

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Posting in this thread is being part of something special. In.

At least it's not another ****ing match thread with someone trying to claim they are a better Cyclone fan than the rest of us.

 

[stormchaser2014]

I thought this was a basketball thread at first.

 

[Cyched]

This reminds me that I forgot to get eggs at the grocery store today.

 

[cmjh10]

Probably sucks for a bit as the bigger end comes out first. Now, those double yolkers, those are the ones that you want to look out for.

 

[Angie]

Probably sucks for a bit as the bigger end comes out first. Now, those double yolkers, those are the ones that you want to look out for.

That actually happens with babies, too - the head just clears the way for the rest.

I'm curious how many of these options the OP has experienced.