Seeing how no one put out a fake observations thread, I'll go ahead and post mine. At least next game will have lower expectations as we try to break the K-State curse. This was a really frustrating game after all the hype. It felt pretty much like the Iowa game all over again. Here are my observations as well as a few others that missed the cut:
-First drive fizzled out faster than a Mad Fran team in early February.
-The LHN announcers were pretty fair before the game. Once they saw the game was in hand, their true colors came out.
-Demonte Ruth has about as much business playing cornerback as my fat @$$.
-That Ehlinger TD was the slowest touchdown I've ever seen. I had to pause and make sure the game was actually going real-speed.
-Lil'Jordan has to be one of the dumbest names I've ever heard. Would make more sense if his name was Jordan Humphries and then he had a Lil'Penny-like puppet called Lil'Jordan.
-UT missed FG - "Ha ha! Assalley would never... Oh, fuuuu...!"
-The complete lack of Bud Light commercials doomed us from the start.
-Dude looks like a lady - Hager is easily my most hated longhorn player and just looked extra douchy for this game.
-Didn't know we had a medical school at ISU, because Eisworth gave Sam Ehlinger an unwanted shoulder procedure.
-We made Shane Buechele look good. And he usually sucks.
-Brian Peavy was burned to a crisp on that Lil' touchdown. Seriously, the dude is 6'5". Why would you name him "Lil'" when he probably weighed 30 lbs at birth.
-Chase Allen? That is a name I have not heard in a long, long time.
-David Montgomery could have been the difference with his blocking and play making. Thanks, Baylor, for ****ing us. Kind of your thing.
-Who knew Willie Nelson could be such an ***hole. Wait, that's just some dumbass pretending to be Willie? Carry on.
-We finally decided to show up with 2 minutes left in the game? What the hell was that all about?
-Tom Herman's wife running off the field holding her husband's hand: what do you call a female cuck?
-Colin Newell with the military crawl on the Kempt fumble reminded me of that one dude from some small school at Hilton a couple of years ago going after a loose ball.
-Time to cancel this ****ing PSVue subscription. What a waste of my time. Should have gone with my initial idea of an online stream.
-I think Purdy's ego was injured more than his leg. That, or he just Kaiser Soze'd his way to the sidelines after the "injury".
-Only thing that can wipe out the disappointment of missing out on Big12 CCG would be winning the Maui Invitational.
-First drive fizzled out faster than a Mad Fran team in early February.
-The LHN announcers were pretty fair before the game. Once they saw the game was in hand, their true colors came out.
-Demonte Ruth has about as much business playing cornerback as my fat @$$.
-That Ehlinger TD was the slowest touchdown I've ever seen. I had to pause and make sure the game was actually going real-speed.
-Lil'Jordan has to be one of the dumbest names I've ever heard. Would make more sense if his name was Jordan Humphries and then he had a Lil'Penny-like puppet called Lil'Jordan.
-UT missed FG - "Ha ha! Assalley would never... Oh, fuuuu...!"
-The complete lack of Bud Light commercials doomed us from the start.
-Dude looks like a lady - Hager is easily my most hated longhorn player and just looked extra douchy for this game.
-Didn't know we had a medical school at ISU, because Eisworth gave Sam Ehlinger an unwanted shoulder procedure.
-We made Shane Buechele look good. And he usually sucks.
-Brian Peavy was burned to a crisp on that Lil' touchdown. Seriously, the dude is 6'5". Why would you name him "Lil'" when he probably weighed 30 lbs at birth.
-Chase Allen? That is a name I have not heard in a long, long time.
-David Montgomery could have been the difference with his blocking and play making. Thanks, Baylor, for ****ing us. Kind of your thing.
-Who knew Willie Nelson could be such an ***hole. Wait, that's just some dumbass pretending to be Willie? Carry on.
-We finally decided to show up with 2 minutes left in the game? What the hell was that all about?
-Tom Herman's wife running off the field holding her husband's hand: what do you call a female cuck?
-Colin Newell with the military crawl on the Kempt fumble reminded me of that one dude from some small school at Hilton a couple of years ago going after a loose ball.
-Time to cancel this ****ing PSVue subscription. What a waste of my time. Should have gone with my initial idea of an online stream.
-I think Purdy's ego was injured more than his leg. That, or he just Kaiser Soze'd his way to the sidelines after the "injury".
-Only thing that can wipe out the disappointment of missing out on Big12 CCG would be winning the Maui Invitational.
