Dear God,
Thank you for all of the things in this world. Thank you for friends and family. Thank you for our health. Thank you for love that those close to me give me everyday. I don’t deserve it but it happens anyway.
Amen.
P.S.
If you could please help that team of pussys coming to Ames on Saturday totally crap the bed, that would be fantastic. A quick bout of typhoid fever running through their locker room wouldn’t be the end of the world either. Send Angels from on high to guide every pass Rocco throws. Whatever it takes, God, to win that game. Amen.