OT: What is your 'go to' line of swear words?

westlbcyclone

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Played "Cards Against Humanity" for the first time over the weekend and picked up a new phrase I am going to start using. The card read "The ta**t, the grundel, the fleshy fun-bridge." I am going to have to start using fleshy fun-bridge somehow.

For the rest of the 25 years I've been speaking though, F... It's clean, simple, and gets the point across.
 

mcblogerson

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**** ant or horse ****

My inner dialogue swearing is almost exclusively racist stuff.
 
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Agclone91

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One of my college roommates always used to say "You've gotta be fist f***ing me" and eventually over the 3 years I picked it up. I occasionally catch myself saying it and I get some weird looks from people around that have never heard that phrase used.
 

Stumpy

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**** ***** ****-stained ****-humping **** **** ***** soup ****** ******* **** ****** **** ****** ****, twice on weekends.
 

scyclonekid

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Donkey rapping **** eater, **** sucker, ****, for ****s sake.
 
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dualthreat

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Every time i get mad i at someone I call them a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey ****!