Questions you'd like to ask CPR

[tyler24]

Paul, you consistently show that you are unable to do your job at a high level, why do you believe you should be retained after this season?

 

[chuckd4735]

What the ****?

 

[cmjh10]

Why are you a ********?

 

[digZ]

How does it feel to be set monetarily for life after being so incompetent in close games?

 

[ISUKyro]

Are you stupid or do you just hate ISU? It must be one or the other.

 

[tim_redd]

Does it feel like stealing when you cash your checks? Or do you have direct deposit so that you don't have to think about it?

 

[CoKane]

Are you trying to get yourself fired? It certainly looks that way.

 

[00clone]

Do you find it difficult to coach the second half with your head up your ***?

 

[DSMCy]

Why didn't you take the Wisconsin job?

 

[Cyrealist]

Where are you moving to after you're fired? Oh, wait - I don't care. Just be gone already.

 

[19clone91]

What do you do at halftime?

 

[ISUAgronomist]

Me - Where are your keys?
CPR - I haven't cleaned out my office yet.
ME - Don't worry we'll just throw everything out the window.

 

[CyBobby]

Why didn't you take a knee with 1:22 to go when kstate only had one time out remaining?


When are you going to write the book titled: How To Lose a Game That is Already Won?

 

[Spanky]

Who cuts your hair?

 

[Cyclonesince78]

Why didn't you take a knee when there was a minute and change left? (rhetorical question, since you're fired)

 

[kingcy]

Why don't you play to win.

 

[CycloneErik]

In your own words, what exactly is your major malfunction?

 

[ianoconnor]

Any cool memorabilia I can have when you clean out your office?

 

[Spanky]

Even my 8 year old nephew did the math in his head to figure out to KNEEL.
Just whenbys thought it couldn't get worse.
Congrats to the players, we just couldn't beat Rhoads.

 

[kennydrx7]

90 seconds left in the game, you have the ball first and 10. The other team has 1 TO. What do you do?