Good, now you might live through the wedding.
Or be dead, but with really healthy bones.
Good, now you might live through the wedding.
No clean cups, so I'm drinking milk out of an empty Gatorade bottle.
Should just crack open a coconut with your bare hands.
I had a coconut tree in my backyard growing up. Would cut them down, put them in the fridge, and use my machete to cut open the top and crack them open afterwards. A more innocent time.Carvers. I'm too lazy to clean a cup. You think I'm going to go find a coconut, husk it and crack it open?!
I had a coconut tree in my backyard growing up. Would cut them down, put them in the fridge, and use my machete to cut open the top and crack them open afterwards. A more innocent time.
Back in the good old days when kids could use machetes and no one freaked out about it, amirite?
My grandpa used to drive my grandma crazy. He had machetes under the bed, in the trunk of his car, in the ceiling crawlspace, in his tool shed, etc. His reasoning? "You never know when you're going to need it" After he passed away, my grandma kept finding hunting knives and machetes all over the house. My grandfather was a strange, strange man.Back in the good old days when kids could use machetes and no one freaked out about it, amirite?
My grandpa gave me a machete (dull, of course) at age 5 so that I could pretend to help him clear the yard.My brothers all had access to the ax at a fairly young age to chop firewood, but no machete. Also shot mice with their pellet guns. Of course, I would flip out if my kids were doing any of that.:spinny:
I had a coconut tree in my backyard growing up. Would cut them down, put them in the fridge, and use my machete to cut open the top and crack them open afterwards. A more innocent time.
The dull machete? You're a pioneer in some kinda way.
No, I was a teenager by this time. My grandparents house did not have coconuts. Only a maranon tree (the fruit where cashews come from) and some yucca plants. My house had a coconut tree and a lime tree.
One the way to the gym and, ironically, I walk by this huge pile of coconuts. Just randomly sitting there, in the middle of Waikiki.
Carvers. I'm too lazy to clean a cup. You think I'm going to go find a coconut, husk it and crack it open?!
One the way to the gym and, ironically, I walk by this huge pile of coconuts. Just randomly sitting there, in the middle of Waikiki.
You really do need me in your life.