You may be thinking, "Oh but CYphyllis, you're over 6 feet tall and weigh in at a little over 200 lbs, these jeans are clearly not made for you." You know what, **** that, I make these look good. 32x34's might be comfortable, but my 22x34's are the definition of attractive.
Maybe that is why the last part of your name is Phyllis. You wear skinny jeans as a man. Quit wearing them and we will start calling you Cyphil.