Strange Memorial Service

Clonefan94

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I'll gladly host the memorial if we can get my city to start killing off these things. They **** up my roof all day long. Makes cleaning my gutters a real **** job, pun intended. Two even set up shop in my kids' swing set area. My kids were scared to go into the back yard for about a month earlier this year. The worst are the traffic jams they cause though when they decide to cross the road.
 

CtownCyclone

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I'll gladly host the memorial if we can get my city to start killing off these things. They **** up my roof all day long. Makes cleaning my gutters a real **** job, pun intended. Two even set up shop in my kids' swing set area. My kids were scared to go into the back yard for about a month earlier this year. The worst are the traffic jams they cause though when they decide to cross the road.

We have plenty of ducks and geese in my neighborhood. I just keep driving at the same speed. They move a lot quicker than people give them credit for - haven't hit one yet.
 

Stewo

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Canadian geese are the Taliban of the bird family. Terrorists.
 

VeloClone

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Dumb. If they would have killed them in more traditional ways the meat could have been used by local soup kitchens, nursing homes, etc. I don't think any of the meat is probably going to pass muster if they used poison gas. 144 birds is a lot of wasted protein.
 

CtownCyclone

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Dumb. If they would have killed them in more traditional ways the meat could have been used by local soup kitchens, nursing homes, etc. I don't think any of the meat is probably going to pass muster if they used poison gas. 144 birds is a lot of wasted protein.

Trying for a Chick-Fil-A spinoff? Goose-Fil-A?
 

longtimeclone

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Yes, this an outrage! I can't stand for this discriminatory animal practice. It shouldn't matter if the geese were Canadian or American
 

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