Totally serious suggestion, totally serious meaning of song, not an SNL skit this time…
We should switch to a Neil Diamond song “Cracklin’ Rosie” that is ACTUALLY about Iowa State student life experience pretty much exactly.
- The song is about a town where women outnumber men two to one.
- Everybody goes out drinking and has a great time.
- Everybody who can find a lady goes home with her, the other men go home with a cheap bottle of liquor, the “store bought woman” in the lyrics.
- The guys who go home with the bottle are still happy social fun people having a great time, not some messed up incels
- It’s an objectively better song than Sweet Caroline
- It would truly be an ISU original
- Fans could sing along to the “Play it now” part…I mean we’re playing a game…and the “Ba ba ba ba ba” part
- Younger people will transition more easily staying with Neil, they have a warm familiarity although probably unaware he ever had other songs
You’re welcome. Let’s make it happen.