Quite the story. Texas special teams coach has a girlfriend who is a stripper. The stripper girlfriend has a pet monkey who attacked a trick-or-treater.
Texas Special teams coach - monkey attack
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See what happens if you have a Special Teams Coach?
Does the monkey want a job?
Texas will now rally around the monkey and come out on fire.
CycloneErik
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Um, something something they aren't all, maybe, like that, I hope, we hope, um, yeah, this doesn't really make it seem so great.
That's called the jungle coverage package. Spare nobody, even the children. Reward is a pole dance before the nasty happens. Great job if you can get it.
This is exactly the type of story I needed today
Emotional support animal for a gifted pole dancer. I'm conflicted. This can go so many ways.
Is dani the dancer girlfriend? I'd say she needs a speech coach rather than an emotional support monkey.
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CycloneErik
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I'm excited to see which way it goes. Nothing prepares you for stories like this, so you have to embrace the moment.
And after typing that, I'm suspecting that the monkey's name is Cialis.
And that monkey? Totally jacked up on Mountain Dew.
