Things I Admire About the Iowa Hawkeyes
- Thread starter Fitzy
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I can't plunge CF straight into ANAL quite yet. Gotta take it slow.
Things I admire about the Iowa Hawkeyes..
-They are fun to mess with on Hate week
-They are very good at making excuses when they lose
-They are fun to mess with on Hate week
-They are very good at making excuses when they lose
Serious props to them for their partnership with the children's hospital. That's a solid 10 out of 10 move.
Where can you start?
Undefeated vs. ISU football all time
Have the greatest football coach ever and follow up with the second greatest
Most creative cheer, "Go Hawks", doesn't get better than that
Have produced most NFL players of any school in history
Enjoy not one, but TWO fan bases
Incredible
Undefeated vs. ISU football all time
Have the greatest football coach ever and follow up with the second greatest
Most creative cheer, "Go Hawks", doesn't get better than that
Have produced most NFL players of any school in history
Enjoy not one, but TWO fan bases
Incredible
But **** Iowa for everything else.
I'm neutral towards their players as they're just kids trying to play hard for their school. Their fans are a real piece of work (obviously there are those that are great fans too), but one thing I'll never rip Iowa on is their hospital network especially children's hospital.
This is the only thing to give them props for. I can't hate on acknowledging sick kids.
Other than that **** Iowa
Agree with all of them...
And I'm glad you included the last one. Anyone who has a bad word for that tradition doesn't have children, will never have children, and was never a child...they were born elderly and grouchy.
And I'm glad you included the last one. Anyone who has a bad word for that tradition doesn't have children, will never have children, and was never a child...they were born elderly and grouchy.
I am truly jealous of their ability to produce offensive linemen.
**** their entire purple/black fanbase and get their illiterate asses off my porch, I'm not tipping for late pizza.
**** their entire purple/black fanbase and get their illiterate asses off my porch, I'm not tipping for late pizza.
Q: How can you tell if an Iowa football player has a girlfriend?
A: There is tobacco spit on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
A: There is tobacco spit on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
My only problem is that everyone is calling it a tradition. It is a damn neat thing, but they've done it once. Give it a few years before it is a tradition. Ya dig.
