Three golf clubs leaned into a bar. Bartender said, “What’ll it be?” Wedge said, “Gimee a beer.” Putter said, “Same for me.” Bartender asked the third club, “How about you?, and he replied, “I’ll have a glass of water.” “Just water?” asked the bartender. “Yeah, said the club, “I’m the driver.”
Walked into a bar
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A man walks into a bar, and sees a special on the wall reading "Free booze - If you complete the challenge". So he asks the bartender "what's the challenge?" Bartender says "I can't tell you until you drink 6 shots. If you complete the challenge, not only are those shots free, but you can drink as much as you want the rest of the night no charge".
"Wow! What a great deal. Line those ******* up!". So the bartender proceeds to line up the shots, and the guy downs them in quick succession. Feeling invincible, he orders another beer and asks the bartender "Ok, what's the challenge?"
Bartender goes "well, out back we have this old bulldog and he's got a sore tooth. You need to pull the tooth. He's a cranky f*cker, so it ain't gonna be easy. When you get that done, you need to come back inside and go upstairs. There's an 85 year old gal who lives upstairs. She's a sweet ol' gal, but not much to look at. Needless to say, she hasn't had male company in some time. If you give her an orgasm, you complete the challenge and drink free the rest of the night".
"Deal. I'm in" the guy says. He decides to finish a couple more beers to steel his nerves, and finally heads out back. For the next 10 minutes, the bartender hears the most intense growling, yelling, and screaming. Finally, the guy returns - clothes ripped to shreds, hair missing, blood everywhere.
He bellows across the bar "WHERE'S THAT OLD LADY WITH THE SORE TOOTH!"
"Wow! What a great deal. Line those ******* up!". So the bartender proceeds to line up the shots, and the guy downs them in quick succession. Feeling invincible, he orders another beer and asks the bartender "Ok, what's the challenge?"
Bartender goes "well, out back we have this old bulldog and he's got a sore tooth. You need to pull the tooth. He's a cranky f*cker, so it ain't gonna be easy. When you get that done, you need to come back inside and go upstairs. There's an 85 year old gal who lives upstairs. She's a sweet ol' gal, but not much to look at. Needless to say, she hasn't had male company in some time. If you give her an orgasm, you complete the challenge and drink free the rest of the night".
"Deal. I'm in" the guy says. He decides to finish a couple more beers to steel his nerves, and finally heads out back. For the next 10 minutes, the bartender hears the most intense growling, yelling, and screaming. Finally, the guy returns - clothes ripped to shreds, hair missing, blood everywhere.
He bellows across the bar "WHERE'S THAT OLD LADY WITH THE SORE TOOTH!"
