I was in a parking lot of a soccer field before my daughter's game. I got out of my car and started walking in. I felt like I had something in my teeth and stopped by a car close to the front that had reflective windows. After some intense inspection and face contortions, I was able to locate the offensive impediment and remove it from my teeth.
As I turned and started to walk in, the car door opens and a teenage girl leans out and gives me that look of disgust that only teenage girls are capable of giving.
