I agree with this, and in my small circle over the years we've come to just about the same conclusions. Of course, no Haunted Forest for MBB.
Why make excuses for why it won't work? Why not encourage the adoption rather than (not you, the ticket office/athletics) tell me how what I've brought up is the same as they've heard from many others and what they talk about, apparently for years on end?
Again, I go back to the need for consistency. If the same is expected of everyone, that is what will happen. When you open it up or allow exceptions, it won't work.