Captain 'Murica costume idea

[cyclonebillski]

Looking to make my own costume for a Halloween party and want to make a Captain 'Murica costume. My ideas so far are a beer belly, mullet, some sort of bald eagle tattoo, shield made of beer cans. Looking for some good ideas to add to it. Figured I'd ask the most creative people I know.

 

[3TrueFans]

One of these:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuPQvmAXYAASM0E.jpg

 

[cyIclSoneU]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murcia

 

[VikesFan22]

If your costume has any words on it, make sure you spell them correctly.

 

[MLawrence]

You know how Flavor Flava wears a clock as a necklace? Well I would think that Captain Murica would do the same thing but replace the clock with truck nutz.

 

[IsUaClone2]

Start with a tent-shaped aluminum foil head covering and end with well-used untied boots (two different broken laces tied together). You can complete the look with a force field made with two bottles of AXE cologne.

 

[cyclonebillski]

Luckily my costume won't have autocorrect, *******.

If your costume has any words on it, make sure you spell them correctly.

 

[Macloney]

A "Make America Great Again" hat would be the coup de gras of any redneck outfit.

 

[The_Architect]

Looking to make my own costume for a Halloween party and want to make a Captain 'Murica costume. My ideas so far are a beer belly, mullet, some sort of bald eagle tattoo, shield made of beer cans. Looking for some good ideas to add to it. Figured I'd ask the most creative people I know.

Don't forget the make america great again Trump hat.

 

[cyclonespiker33]

Wear an un-buttoned flannel shirt

 

[Clonefan32]

There has to be a can of chew involved somewhere.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

 

[Triggermv]

cut-off jean shorts and somehow incorporate a KFC bucket of fried chicken

 

[throwittoblythe]

My wife and I went as rednecks a few years ago. I went with:

Blonde mullet wig: https://goo.gl/UHmTeW

American flag dew rag: https://goo.gl/ovNvvG

Howling wolf t-shirt with the sleeves cut off: https://goo.gl/wcsrU5

I also added a red flanel shirt (unbuttoned) with the sleeves cut off. Neck tats are a must, as well. I normally have a full beard, but I shaved it down to a handlebar mustache and pointed sideburns.

 

[cyclonebillski]

Great suggestions