Chuck Norris

[Torks Pub]

Happy Birthday big fella. The toughest hombre in the world turns 69 today.

 

[CYVADER]

he's actually 96. he round-housed kicked the two numbers and they got mixed up

 

[rdubbs]

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

[CyFan987]

He's 69? I thought he was younger than that...

 

[rdubbs]

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

 

[clones_jer]

Yahoo! Buzz Log - Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter. - funniness.

 

[Palmer]

Happy Birthday big fella. The toughest hombre in the world turns 69 today.

Bruce Lee kicked his hairy ***. :th_cool:

 

[clones_jer]

Bruce Lee kicked his hairy ***. :th_cool:

who's still breathing? I'd say we have a winner.

 

[Knownothing]

[quotewho's still breathing? I'd say we have a winner. ][/quote]

Right on.

 

[Palmer]

who's still breathing? I'd say we have a winner.

Chuck's missing chest hair disagrees with you.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c]YouTube - Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris in Rome - Way of the dragon[/ame]

 

[clones_jer]

whoa ... I'm an "addict" now - I thought it would never happen. 5,000 posts and not one meaningful one in the lot. who knew?