Listen pal, if you weren’t blood and mom wouldn’t have **** her pants, your dooshy ass wouldn’t have even been invited.
Listen pal, if you weren’t blood and mom wouldn’t have **** her pants, your dooshy ass wouldn’t have even been invited.
I was going to say don't mention how hot the bride is and that you know from experienceDont talk about how hot the bride’s sister is. My cousin went to a wedding where the best man had a few drinks and repeatedly mentioned this during the speech.
So stand up say Congrats! Then sit down?General rule of thumb is the best man speech should not last longer than the groom consummating the marriage.
So stand up say Congrats! Then sit down?
Short and classy is the way to go.
I kind of hated my niece’s husband after the speeches, which went on 90 minutes between two best men, two maids of honor, and four parents.
I took one of the rambunctious kids out when one of the best men was talking, came back a half hour later, and he is still saying stuff none of the kids or anyone needed to hear.
Really glad I got married in the 80’s when it was a lot more simple.
I had one where I had to get up on a stage on the other end of the head table. I look out and no one is listening to the maid of honor and every one is just talking. So I figured screw it and have a toast that was pretty much an insider one and skipped what I had originally planned, since noone was listening.Know thy audience and know thy groom.
Unless she is single, then the best man is deeply paying attention.Drunken Maid of Honor speeches are the worst. So much crying and blubbering.
Just tell them how much you care about them and reflect on something you and he share from a while back. Nostalgia brings out the feels every time.
oofDont talk about how hot the bride’s sister is. My cousin went to a wedding where the best man had a few drinks and repeatedly mentioned this during the speech.