Favorite Line in Movie History

[Boxerdaddy]

Yippie Ki Yay Mother ******

It's Mister Falcon.

 

[madguy30]

Well, all right then. I'm with you fellas. (O' Brother Where Art Thou)

 

[madguy30]

 

[cychhosis]

"Dead" Man: I'm not dead.
Dead Collector: What?
Large Man: Nothing. [hands the collector his money] There's your nine pence.
"Dead" Man: I'm not dead!
Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man: Yes he is.
"Dead" Man: I'm not.
Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
"Dead" Man: I'm getting better.

 

[bostrem00]

 

[ruxCYtable]

Grump old Men

"Well you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one gets filled first"

Oh man, I forgot about Grumpy Old Men. Those movies are filled with epic one-liners.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Oh man, I forgot about Grumpy Old Men. Those movies are filled with epic one-liners.

You should see the out-take clips for Burgess Meredith. He had about 1000 ad-libs for his one-liners...each one raunchier than the last!

 

[BoxsterCy]

I'm tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!

Nobody drops better mf's like Samuel L.

Keep expecting, "What's in your mf'g wallet!"

 

[ruxCYtable]

You should see the out-take clips for Burgess Meredith. He had about 1000 ad-libs for his one-liners...each one raunchier than the last!

Yes if anyone hasn't seen it search it out on YouTube. It's NSFW and you will laugh.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Needs at least one Groucho.

Otis B. Driftwood: [at the opera] Well, who's ahead?

 

[HFCS]

Ringo kid...These are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay...you know..morons. Bart. Where the white women at? The funniest ####### movie ever.

 

[srjclone]

“Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me ... Jim."

 

[cyhiphopp]

High Fidelity is a personal favorite of mine. The whole movie is quotable and full of John Cusack monologues.

 

[CloneFan03]

"I was checking the...uh....specs on the end line....for the rotary....gurter....I'm ********, I....."

"You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butchers ass, but wouldn't you....no....it'd have to be YOUR bull."

-Tommy Boy

 

[bawbie]

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life. (Peter in Office Space)

Reminds me of a favorite of mine:
One of the Bob's says "it looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately Peter":

"I wouldn't say I've been missing it Bob"

 

[sunset]

I'm tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!

That's what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

 

[sunset]

Maybe you need a refresher course, it's all bearings nowadays!

 

[cyhiphopp]

 

[CyInDFW]

There are about 100 I could put on here but a couple of them would be...

"Face it girls, I'm older and have more insurance."

"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"

"Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we're going to take warm showers till the wee hours of the morning. Got it?"

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son."

 

[CyInDFW]

High Fidelity is a personal favorite of mine. The whole movie is quotable and full of John Cusack monologues.

John Cusak in Better Off Dead is one of my favorites as well.

"Man, that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."