Arresting Officer: Sir, could I please see your license?
Pedro: Whuut?
Arresting Officer: Your license. Where's your license?
Pedro: It's back there on the bumper, man!
Arresting Officer: No, I mean your DRIVER'S license.
Pedro: Oh yeah, I got (it) back here man...
[
gets license with great difficulty]
Pedro: Hey I thought'a somethin' really funny, man... Your mother!
[
laughs]
Arresting Officer: [
after dirty look, of course] Sir, what's your name?
Pedro: uuhhh... Isn't in on the license, man? Yeah, that's it! Pedro De Pacas, man, that's my name...
Arresting Officer: [
to Man] Sir, what's your name?
Pedro: Whut? I told you my name, man!
Arresting Officer: [
to Man] Sir... what's YOUR name?
Pedro: [
to Man] Hey man! The dude wants to know your name, man!
[
Man vomits onto the floor of the car]
Pedro: Uuhhh - His name is RAALLLPH, man!
Pedro: Man, what is in this (stuff), man?
Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
Pedro: What's Labrador?
Man Stoner: It's dog (poop).
Pedro: What?
Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
Pedro: Yeah?
Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little MF ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?
Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog (poop), man?
Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it?
[
Song, "Rockin' Robin" plays... ]
Man Stoner: I think it's even better than before, you know?
Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.
Sargent Stedenko was a pretty funny character too...