Fran McCaffery and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Transfer Portal

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Frans approach is like the garage sale shopper who shows up every day of a 3 -dayer with 5 bucks and keeps trying to negotiate 20 dollar items down. Then Shows up with 30 minutes left and grabs what he considers the best deal for his $5.
So hes Gary V essentially
 

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Frans approach is like the garage sale shopper who shows up every day of a 3 -dayer with 5 bucks and keeps trying to negotiate 20 dollar items down. Then Shows up with 30 minutes left and grabs what he considers the best deal for his $5.
According to Iowa fans, he doesn't even have $5 to spend, so he must be promising unlimited free pizza (failing to tell them it will be leftover from their games since not enough fans showed up to eat all of the pizza the AD had delivered to entice the non-existent fans). Somethings are just a bridge too far.
 

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Not exactly sure.
According to Iowa fans, he doesn't even have $5 to spend, so he must be promising unlimited free pizza (failing to tell them it will be leftover from their games since not enough fans showed up to eat all of the pizza the AD had delivered to entice the non-existent fans). Somethings are just a bridge too far.
Tells him he can save money by sleeping in Patrick’s room since he will be at Butler.
 

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Tells him he can save money by sleeping in Patrick’s room since he will be at Butler.
Really no evidence that next years hoks will be any better, and if sandlot doesn’t return they are likely looking at bottom 2 or 3 in a bad tiny ten BB conference
 

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Frans approach is like the garage sale shopper who shows up every day of a 3 -dayer with 5 bucks and keeps trying to negotiate 20 dollar items down. Then Shows up with 30 minutes left and grabs what he considers the best deal for his $5.
I think you are giving Fran too much credit...
 

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This is classic reading on pages 7 and 8. Franisdaman is a weird dude and even the mods called him out. Typical hawkhomer thinks he is right all the time, but the 54,000+ posts being online 24/7 is called "obsessed".

 

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So, less talented Ben Krikke?

Cross is much better than Krikke. A10 >> MVC.

Valpo was absolutely awful so there was definitely an empty stats element to Krikke's numbers. Adding another defensive sieve was also a poor roster construction decision.

Cross was a good player this year on a top 100 team. He also seems to be an adequate defender and good rebounder. Would be a nice pickup for Iowa.
 

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Cross is much better than Krikke. A10 >> MVC.

Valpo was absolutely awful so there was definitely an empty stats element to Krikke's numbers. Adding another defensive sieve was also a poor roster construction decision.

Cross was a good player this year on a top 100 team. He also seems to be an adequate defender and good rebounder. Would be a nice pickup for Iowa.
I agree completely. Which is why he'll probably end up somewhere else
 
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I don’t get why everyone is so down on Fran’s ability to get talent - I mean according to the Big 10 Media, Iowa had 5 of the top 30 players in the Big Ten as they were the only team to get 5 on the all- conference teams A’s selected by the media. 1 more than Purdue and 2 more than Illinois. And yes, that is a true story about how ridiculously bad the media is. By comparison, Iowa State only had 2 on the All-Conference teams (voted by coaches) and then Milan made All-Freshman but not all conference so Fran is much better at recruiting than TJ (insert pirate emoji here).
 

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Cross is much better than Krikke. A10 >> MVC.

Valpo was absolutely awful so there was definitely an empty stats element to Krikke's numbers. Adding another defensive sieve was also a poor roster construction decision.

Cross was a good player this year on a top 100 team. He also seems to be an adequate defender and good rebounder. Would be a nice pickup for Iowa.
If Cross is an adequate defender, he is a bad fit for McCaffery. Fran doesn't like guys that can defend.