Since I thought this thread was going to be about shooting, I decided to brag about the skill I have in that ... or used to have.
My brother and cousin, who were the same age and inseparable, were both gun nuts and each owned about 20 guns, from high-powered rifles to pistols to shotguns and even some assault rifles. They were both big time trappers and hunters, so it's not like they were just shooting at paper targets and tin cans and playing at being soldiers.
Anyway, they loved nothing more than to spend the weekend at my cousin's farm shooting their guns, sighting in their long rifles, practicing their skeet shooting, honing their pistol skills, etc. And they never invited me along, because I was about 4 years older than them and they basically tolerated me, but didn't share their love of guns with anyone but themselves.
But one weekend, we were all out at the cousin's farm. I was in the house visiting with the aunt and uncle when we hear them shooting, as per usual. This time, I decided to go out and see what they were shooting at. Keep in mind, I hunt too, but not nearly as much as they do and I certainly don't shoot nearly as much as they do. I have two guns, both shotguns, that I use for duck and pheasant hunting. I don't own any other gun.
When I get outside, I see they have set up some tin cans on one of those big wooden spools that electrical wire or cable comes on and some people repurpose as an outdoor table. The target is downhill from where they're standing and about 100 yards away, so you can barely see the cans with the naked eye. The drop in elevation to the target is probably close to 20 feet. They each have three high-powered rifles, 6 total, 5 of them with scopes, and tell me they are trying to sight them in. So far no one has damaged a can or even knocked one off the perch.
This looks like fun to me, so I ask if I can try. Well, this is serious business to them. They aren't "playing," they're trying to get their guns sighted in so they can hit something when they go hunting. So they are reluctant to let me have a go. They shoot some more and don't hit anything before I finally bug them enough to let them give me a try.
So what do they do? They hand me the only rifle without a scope and say, have at it." It is my brother's lever action .35-caliber rifle they hand me. I really don't think this is fair, but it's the only thing they'll let me shoot, so I give it a go. I peer through the open sights at the 3 cans waaaaay down there and shoot, lever the gun and shoot again, lever the gun and shoot again, in rapid succession just like Chuck Connors in the Rifleman, knocking down all three cans.
"That, boys, is how you shoot," I say as I hand them back the gun.
Maybe that's why they never invited me to play in their shooting games.
Now for a disclaimer. When we went to look at my handiwork, we saw that I had actually hit in front of each can, gouging the wood in the spool, but each can had a hole in it anyway and was just as "dead" as if I had hit them straight on. I think I didn't compensate enough for the elevation drop, and that's why I wasn't right on the cans.