got a good joke to make fun of a cornhusker?

[CYKXBUT]

Not a Husker joke, but one on Nebraska.
Right before the end at Little Big Horn, Custer sent out his scout to get some intelligence on the developing situation.
The scout came back to Custer and told him, "I've got good news and bad news about the situation, General."
Custer said, "Well give me the bad news first."
The scout replied, "Well, it looks like we are hopelessly surrounded by over a thousand Indian warriors and I don't think we stand a chance to come out of this alive."
Custer said, "Oooh that sounds awful. What is the good news?"
The scout answered, "Well it looks like we don't have to go back across Nebraska...."

 

[wolverine68]

Did you hear about the student who transferred from Iowa State to Nebraska?
Yeah, he raised the IQ of both schools.

What do you do when someone from Nebraska throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

 

[Cyclonic]

Did you hear that the state of Nebraska has raised it's minimum drinking age to 24?
Apparently, they were tired of high-schoolers showing up to school drunk.:laugh8kb:

 

[garn91]

Oh another one that dates back to the days of Lawrence Phillips

How do the Huskers do the Macrena?

1 - Hands on the hood of a car

2 - Hands behind head

3 - Hands behind back

4 - Hands placed in cuffs

 

[CyBobby]

Huck the Fuskers!

Amen Bro Amen....Time doesn't go slower in Nebraska, it just seems like it goes slower....Like the fine people of Nebraska and NU!!!!

 

[Cyclonesrule91]

You know what the longest 4 yrs of a Huskers life is?

2nd grade:biggrin9gp: