Hot Pockets

[HILLCYD]

Why do your hands smell of cabbage?

I would ask your mom on that one.

My post was a failed attempt at humor, essentially lampooning all the athletic conference experts in other threads.

 

[Stewo]

I'm taking home a carney chick once, before I die.

Bearded lady?

 

[clones_jer]

I'm taking home a carney chick once, before I die.

Nothing like the bouquet of diseases in that one to ensure death shortly afterward.

 

[4429 mcc]

I would ask your mom on that one.

My post was a failed attempt at humor, essentially lampooning all the athletic conference experts in other threads.

Roll with it....lets not ruin a good thing

 

[clones_jer]

I would ask your mom on that one.

My post was a failed attempt at humor, essentially lampooning all the athletic conference experts in other threads.

Huh ... now that you explain it - its sorta a little funny.

does that make you feel better buddy?

 

[4429 mcc]

Nothing like the bouquet of diseases in that one to ensure death shortly afterward.

Kind of like the Ferris wheel

 

[3TrueFans]

Huh ... now that you explain it - its sorta a little funny.

does that make you feel better buddy?

I find that jokes are always better after you explain them.

 

[GeronimusClone]

I find that jokes are always better after you explain them.

That's why I explain why they are funny directly after telling them. Saves that embarrassing moment where they don't get it and have to ask.

 

[clones_jer]

That's why I explain why they are funny directly after telling them. Saves that embarrassing moment where they don't get it and have to ask.

is this a joke?

Hill, what do you think?

 

[GeronimusClone]

When I get bored I change my inner monologue to either Jason Lee in My Name is Earl or Christopher Walken. Read these posts in this thread as either. Very enjoyable I find.

 

[clones_jer]

They are much like Pizza Rolls. They taste great while they are burning your mouth out.

personally I prefer pizza rolls - less selection, but less chance of mouth death as well. its a trade off

 

[GeronimusClone]

Holy revival.

 

[jdoggivjc]

personally I prefer pizza rolls - less selection, but less chance of mouth death as well. its a trade off

 

[dmclone]

jdoggivjc

I'm bored......How about a search on Hot Pockets!

 

[l2alphmacchio]

Today must be revive random thread day.

 

[Cycloin]

Today must be revive random thread day.

Speaking of...What does everyone think about the conferece realignments?

 

[clones_jer]

Today must be revive random thread day.

one can only discuss LeBron for so long

 

[tazclone]

Has anyone in the history of the Hot Pocket ate one like they do on the commercial? Unless I want third degree burns on my hands, I have to eat my lava rocket with a fork and plate. Every time I see a commercial I want to write them a letter.

I eat them in the little sleeve you use to cook them. It is perforated so you peel the sleeve off as you go. by the time you are near the end it is cool enough to hold