How long could you survive against a bear?

[pyrocyz]

According to this website, I would only last 31 seconds.

How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls? Quiz - The Oatmeal

Who can last the longest?

 

[GeronimusClone]

48 seconds

 

[dosry5]

49 seconds.

 

[aeroclone]

35! woohoo, take that bear!

 

[ISUAgronomist]

37 seconds here. Great I'm going to suffer for an additional 6 seconds longer than you.

(Did it again with all the obvious time extending answers: 1min 15secs)

 

[ianoconnor]

LOL, awesome. 35 seconds!

 

[pyrocyz]

I think my slow mile time really hurt me. that bear would be ******.

 

[Knownothing]

45 seconds

 

[cstrunk]

That was hilarious.

44 seconds.

 

[superman_101680]

25 seconds....I'm weak next to all you manly men.

 

[cycloneG]

60 seconds! I think it was the biting the beer can in half that gave me the edge. That was a crazy tailgate.

 

[pyrocyz]

60 seconds! I think it was the biting the beer can in half that gave me the edge. That was a crazy tailgate.

You realize they meant a real bear...not a Baylor fan:smile:

 

[Cycloin]

48 seconds. Of course I lied in half of my responses. Which means maybe I'm lying in this post. Quite a conundrum...

 

[cycloneace55]

37 seconds, I was shocked that there was no question on dirty fighting tactics like eye gouging. I figure since I am going to die anyway might as well give the bear something to remember me by.

 

[Flag Guy]

The real question is... how long would a Beer last against me?

 

[wolverine68]

I hide my face in shame...

23 seconds...

Look at it this way, while the bear is digesting me, you will all have more time to get away!

 

[06_CY]

Question: what type of bear is best?

Bears, beats, battle star galatica.

 

[TheCaptain]

1 minute 2 seconds

I may have overestimated some of my answers,though.

 

[ddisu]

1 minute 2 seconds

I may have overestimated some of my answers,though.

32 seconds. You are only lieing to yourself. Next time you face a bear you will have a false sense of confidence, only to die that much quicker.

 

[Cyclonepride]

27 seconds. Not sure how fast I could run a mile, but I'm sure it would be better if a bear was on my ***.