Lets sign a petition to rename Ames, IA to Hoiberg, USA

[drose1]

Just Follow the link!

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pe...its-greatest-and-most-dreamy-citizen/kB4MgR8G

 

[bosco]

No...

 

[klamath632]

This is stupid. Everyone knows it's Focustown.

 

[JohnnyFive]

Dumb idea is dumb

 

[00clone]

Wrong...if we change it now, then we'd just have the added expense of changing it again when all of Fred's goals are met, and we have to change it to Titletown.

I would, however, sign a petition to follow Coralville's lead and honor Hayden Fry. I can't think of a good street, though, so we can name the sewage treatment facility after him.

 

[CoKane]

Let's not...

 

[stormchaser2014]

 

[Cy$]

how the **** is there 312 signatures on this thing?

 

[istater7]

A) This is probably the dumbest petition I've ever seen
B) Does "Hoiberg, USA" mean that "Ames" would be seceding from Iowa? I'm so confused about the thought process here. Kinda embarrassing.

 

[Chitowncy]

I appreciate what Fred Hoiberg is doing in Ames, too, but come on.

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[CyArob]

Of course Cyclone Jerry came up with this idea. Dumb.

 

[isulive2train]

Where is the petition to change name of Iowa City to Failureville?

 

[cyfan1243]

333 people have already signed this

 

[Royalclone]

He's already got a burger named after him. What could possibly a higher honor? :notworthy::notworthy::notworthy::notworthy:

 

[Doc]

Where is the petition to change name of Iowa City to Failureville?

How about Iola City? I'd sign that just for accuracy's sake.

 

[00clone]

How about Iola City? I'd sign that just for accuracy's sake.

Well, if they went with Iola ****ty, it'd be much easier for the drunken slurring vagrants downtown to tell officers where they're from .

 

[chuckd4735]

Pretty sure the White House cant rename a city...you'd have to petition the City Council.

 

[clones_jer]

Pretty sure the White House cant rename a city...you'd have to petition the City Council.

holy hell this is ridiculous ... read the article that links to the petition:

http://www.widerightnattylite.com/2015/3/18/8224697/ames-youve-good-to-us-but-the-time-has-come

(ps it's humor)
(pps humor: (n.) the quality of being amusing or comic, especially as expressed in literature or speech.)

 

[iacyguy]

I kinda like Hoiville or Hoitown

 

[06_CY]

My lord there are a lot of morons on this board. Did you people actually think this was real? Come on...