****, Marry, Kill

[JM4CY]

DMB

Coldplay

U2

 

[Drew0311]

Can I just kill all three? Is that an option

 

[JM4CY]

Can I just kill all three? Is that an option

Oh no, you have bone one of them. Thems the rules.

 

[Cyclonsin]

God bless the offseason.

 

[Drew0311]

Oh no, you have bone one of them. Thems the rules.

Ill have to marry Coldplay since Gwen Paltrow comes with Chris Martin and so long term I get to hook up with her

Thats all I got so far.

 

[1100011CS]

pass

 

[Clonehomer]

Coldplay was a short time trend. DMB lasted a few albums. But U2 held on through several musical landscapes. Acting Baby and Joshua Tree are just fantastic albums. So whatever you feel about the first two, marry has to be U2.

 

[Gonzo]

Weird combination of bands.

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

I despise U2 so they're an easy kill. DMB is hit or miss for me. I hate new Coldplay but love the older stuff.

 

[jcf817]

Coldplay was a short time trend. DMB lasted a few albums. But U2 held on through several musical landscapes. Acting Baby and Joshua Tree are just fantastic albums. So whatever you feel about the first two, marry has to be U2.

I'll have to differ with you on the idea that Coldplay was a short-term trend. 25 years, 100 million+ albums sold, lots of awards (mostly British?), and the list of accomplishments is much longer.

That said:
F: Coldplay
M: DMB
K: U2

 

[Cyclonsin]

I don't think I could list three bands I'm more apathetic about than these 3 if I tried.

 

[CRcyclone6]

 

[exCyDing]

Kill em all.

U2 and DMB would qualify as mercy killings.

Coldplay is premeditated murder.

 

[cytor]

Hard pass on all 3

 

[HFCS]

I'd challenge some to listen to U2's Boy and War as if it's 1980. Not just singles, the whole albums.

Pretty incredible sound and vastly more real and intense message than 99.9% of rock/pop.

I get why people aren't fans into the 90s and until today.

I'm not some U2 superfan but if anybody put those albums in their top ten I'd totally get it. If people had DMB/Coldplay albums in a greatest of all time list I'd probably scoff.

 

[Cyclonsin]

I'd challenge some to listen to U2's Boy and War as if it's 1980. Not just singles, the whole albums.

Pretty incredible sound and vastly more real and intense message than 99.9% of rock/pop.

I get why people aren't fans into the 90s and until today.

I'm not some U2 superfan but if anybody put those albums in their top ten I'd totally get it. If people had DMB/Coldplay albums in a greatest of all time list I'd probably scoff.

I wish there was a "yawn" reaction available.

 

[JM4CY]

Weird combination of bands.

 

[nfrine]

Weird combination of bands.

Off season brings out a lot of weird. Unfortunately....

 

[dahliaclone]

Coldplay was a short time trend. DMB lasted a few albums. But U2 held on through several musical landscapes. Acting Baby and Joshua Tree are just fantastic albums. So whatever you feel about the first two, marry has to be U2.

Uhh. Coldplay has been selling out massive stadiums annually around the world for 20+ years. In fact their last tour was the biggest global tour of 2022.

 

[GetAwesome]

What kind of genitals were you blessed with that allow you to simultaneously f*ck an entire band?