Mike Leach Breaking down Mascots

[Knownothing]

First off this is pure gold. Second I thought who would win in the Big 12.

https://www.foxsports.com/college-football/video/1604857923802


Clearly we win

1. Cyclone-NO animal or person can defeat a Cyclone. It's Mother Nature
2. WV- He has a long range rifle
3. Okie State-The cowboy has guns, but only hand guns
4. Texas Tech- More guns
5 Baylor- It's a Bear
6. Bevo The Longhorn
7. Sooners- Guessing some of the Sooners might have had guns. Not all of them though
8. Kansas State- Wildcat is a tough animal
10. I really have no idea who would win a fight between a Bluejay
10. and a horned Frog

 

[VeloClone]

First off this is pure gold. Second I thought who would win in the Big 12.

https://www.foxsports.com/college-football/video/1604857923802


Clearly we win

1. Cyclone-NO animal or person can defeat a Cyclone. It's Mother Nature
2. WV- He has a long range rifle
3. Okie State-The cowboy has guns, but only hand guns
4. Texas Tech- More guns
5 Baylor- It's a Bear
6. Bevo The Longhorn
7. Sooners- Guessing some of the Sooners might have had guns. Not all of them though
8. Kansas State- Wildcat is a tough animal
10. I really have no idea who would win a fight between a Bluejay
10. and a horned Frog

I only have two issues with your list:
2. Isn't the mountaineer carrying a smooth bore muzzle loader? Not a terribly accurate weapon at distance.
10. Isn't the Jayhawk something like a chickenhawk?

Doesn't change your rankings a lick, though.

 

[Peter]

"You'd have to get one of those Harry Potter activists to see how you can defeat the powers of a sun devil"

Mike Leach just gets better with age. Can't wait till he is a senile old man.

 

[CycloneSarah]

He had a hilarious interview on Pardon my Take last week too. Talked about WSU Cougar vs Houston Cougar matchup and told some interesting Gardner Minshew stories.

 

[Sparkplug]

First he posted this

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[madguy30]

I only have two issues with your list:
2. Isn't the mountaineer carrying a smooth bore muzzle loader? Not a terribly accurate weapon at distance.
10. Isn't the Jayhawk something like a chickenhawk?

Doesn't change your rankings a lick, though.

And doesn't a muzzle loader take longer to load?

May need to knock them below Tech and Okie State.

 

[Sparkplug]

Then after some backlash he posted this

2/2