Misheard lyrics

[coolerifyoudid]

I messed up Aerosmith's Dream On for far too long in my youth

Sing women (with me), sing for the year
Sing for the laughter sing for the fear (tear)

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

My mother always tells me about when I was little, talking 4 years old here, that I would run around in the nude and sing " Save big money at my Nards " while ummm... making obscene gestures with anatomy.

OK, that made me chuckle.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

hold me closer tony danza.

Awwww, how sweet.

 

[Cyrocks]

Baking carrot biscuits, every day!
Baking carrot biscuits, every way!
Baking carrot biscuits, it's all mine!
Baking carrot biscuits and working overtime

BTO--Taking Care of Business

 

[cyclones500]

I messed up Aerosmith's Dream On for far too long in my youth

Sing women (with me), sing for the year
Sing for the laughter sing for the fear (tear)

Ditto! I learned something today.

 

[KidSilverhair]

Everyone but the hooting owl in that songs dies.

It’s pretty bad when “a killing frost” actually kills, like, people.

 

[KidSilverhair]

hold me closer tony danza.

”Count the head lice on the highway”

 

[KidSilverhair]

It took me a VERY long time to notice the hooks are all different in Hard to Handle by the Black Crowes.

Boys and things that come by the dozen
That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin'
Hey little thing, let me light your candle
'Cause, mama, I'm sure hard to handle now, gets around

Boys will come along, a dime by the dozen
That ain't nothing but ten cent lovin'
Hey little thing, let me light your candle
'Cause, mama, I'm sure hard to handle now, gets around

Boys will run along, a dime by the dozen
That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin'
Hey little thing, let me light your candle
'Cause, mama, I'm sure hard to handle now, gets around

Boys will run along, a dime by the dozen
That ain't nothing but ten cent lovin'
Hey little babe, let me light your candle
'Cause, mama, I'm sure hard to handle now, gets around

Maybe he just couldn’t remember the actual lyrics and made em up every verse.

 

[KidSilverhair]

Levon.. I'm clueless to half the words

He sells cartoon balloons in town.

 

[JEFF420]

”Count the head lice on the highway”

damn it

 

[IASTATE07]

One I messed up as a kid when my dad had the oldies on was "Judy in disguise".

"Judy in disguise, with glasses"

Judy in the skies, molasses.

 

[cyspy]

If you want a good laugh go to Youtube and type in Peter Kay misheard lyrics.

 

[HFCS]

Not song lyrics but I recently realized I have been spelling these two things in a professional setting...

- Spelling "fog" as "phog" because of my Big 12 basketball fandom
- Spelling "mist" as "myst" interchangeably half of my life because of being a video game nerd

 

[MeanDean]

Just hearing Proud Mary reminded me.

I always thought it was:

"Pumped a lot of 'tane down in New Orleans" where 'tane was an abbreviation of octane. Meaning he worked at a filling station pumping gas.

 

[Cyrocks]

Sloooow talking Walter, a fire engine guy.

Real lyrics
Smoke on the Water, a fire in the sky


Smoke on the Water, Deep Purple

 

[imnclone]

Only heard this on the radio and thought it was "travesty" for a long time.

 

[RagingCloner]

Not sure how many of you have seen this, but it’s ******* hilarious

 

[BunchyEnvelope]

Aerosmith - "Dude, looks like a lady"

My adolescent interpretation - "Do the local lady"

 

[cyfan964]

I thought it was, "Motor Inn, what's your price per night?"

 

[tube1]

I blow bubbles when you are not here.

(my world crumbles when you are not here)