People say I'm no good
And crazy as a loon
'Cause I get stoned in the mornin'
I get drunk in the afternoon
… A poor girl wants to marry
And a rich girl wants to flirt
A rich man goes to college
And a poor man goes to work
A drunkard wants another drink of wine
And a politician wants your vote
I don't want much of nothin' at all
But I will take another toke
So help me Hannah, I think I'd a been there yet.
But I give her a kiss and a little squeeze,
And she said, "Uh Tex, excuse me please, but,
I've gotta have another cigarette".