that's an auto-win, right? Probably if KC told them too
Honey, the LAST thing they want to hear about is MY boobs. And I'm okay with that.
that's an auto-win, right? Probably if KC told them too
Well, soccer is not even my favorite sport. I would rank my favorite sports as follows:I don't know if comparing one struggling (in America) sport to another struggling (in America) sport is the best of arguments.....
With or without zucchini?
I can't remember the last time I wore pants while eating dinner.
omg, the other night we were packing and I came out to show DH something, IDK what, but I was topless and in underwear only. Probably wanted him to feel that I had shaved my legs. His computer is in the sunroom opposite side of the house from our bedroom. It's like 8pm and there's a ******* knock on the door! He's like "stay here!" yeah cause I had big plans to run and answer that door, dude.
Some dude with an apparently terrible speech about getting money to lobby on neonicotinoids or something. I learned my lesson on running around naked in the house. Also, we need to get some cover thingies on those door sidelights.
Yeah you dropped the ball on that one.Wait... Thinking about that second situation, I guess I lost points instead. :sad:
The following two conversations just happened:
I was eating some Corn Nuts.
Mrs. GTO: "Are those fried?"
Me: "I think they're toasted, but I'm not even sure if they are real corn."
Mrs. GTO: "That makes no sense. Why would anyone make fake corn?"
Me: "Candy corn?"
BAM! By my estimate, GTO 7, Mrs. GTO 344.
Second conversation:
Couldn't find the syringe for my son's antibiotic for his ear infection.
Me: "Where is the syringe? You were the last one to use it"
Mrs. GTO: "It's on the drying rack."
Me: "No, it's not. You're always misplacing everything!"
Mrs. GTO: "If I go and find it on the drying rack, what will you give me?"
Me (excited): "The Meat Raffle?!"
Mrs. GTO: "Never mind. I should know better."
GTO 8, Mrs. GTO 344
But I speak the truth.