So, in the early 2000s, my senior year we never did anything like this on the football team. In fact, we did zero hazing at all. I think if somebody had said "hey man, we're gonna get him, let's to shove our fingers up his ***!" the person that suggested it would have been absolutely ridiculed. And that's not because we were good guys. It's because it's a ******* stupid idea.
This. I think we would have whooped the *** or ***** of anyone who had suggested something as stupid as this.