They will probably blame Missouri also. Then they'll accept the bags of cash that Pac-10 will present them, and tell their 4 buddies to get in the back of the Escalade as they drive off.
I would go with "Hi, we're Texas and we LOVE money.....Any questions? Yes you....oh yes, we would sell our own mothers if it got us a better TV deal and a bigger market. ANything else?...None...alright, peace out *******! YEE-HAW!"