I have devised an advanced warning system to show the alert stages of Fran McCaffery, and is based off of the DEFCON system. But because Fran is so much more volatile than International Thermonuclear war, an additional 4 stages were necessary compared to the 5 stage DEFCON system. Stages are listed below from least to most volatile.
FRANCON 1.
CALM: (Extremely Rare)
FRANCON 2.
SLIGHTLY IRRITATED: (Note the facial coloration)
FRANCON 3.
UPSET:
FRANCON 4.
VERY AGITATED: (Note defensive stance)
FRANCON 5.
THE POUT: (Note defensive hands move downward in "hulk smash" motion
FRANCON 6.
MAD-AGAIN: (When pouting is ineffective Fran gets mad, AGAIN)
FRANCON 7.
******: Note Fran is on the move!
FRANCON 8.
THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM: (Meltdown is imminent)
FRANCON 9.
FULL MELTDOWN: (Nothing escapes Mad Fran's wrath)
FRANCON 1.
CALM: (Extremely Rare)
FRANCON 2.
SLIGHTLY IRRITATED: (Note the facial coloration)
FRANCON 3.
UPSET:
FRANCON 4.
VERY AGITATED: (Note defensive stance)
FRANCON 5.
THE POUT: (Note defensive hands move downward in "hulk smash" motion
FRANCON 6.
MAD-AGAIN: (When pouting is ineffective Fran gets mad, AGAIN)
FRANCON 7.
******: Note Fran is on the move!
FRANCON 8.
THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM: (Meltdown is imminent)
FRANCON 9.
FULL MELTDOWN: (Nothing escapes Mad Fran's wrath)