"I love escorting people. As a matter of fact I put an add in the paper for an escort business a while a back and I got a LOT of responses... mainly creeps though." - Dwight Schrute
In particular I think very funny if you've had more than one kid because all the stuff they did in terms of keeping the baby in their room first time parents do, and seeing them fight in 3 a.m. like that hilarious, and now just having #3 myself I'm like send the baby to the nursery for the month I'll be back to pick her up later.