West Virginia Hazing Thread

[Cyclone_Grav]

I think, as a new member of an organization, a thorough hazing is in order to make sure WV has earns their stripes. That being said, lets all take this opportunity to lay into WV in order to have a little fun and perhaps build solidarity with them and welcome them into their new home. All jokes, personal experiences and anecdotes welcome! I'll start...

Q: What do a tornado and a west virginia divorce have in common?

A: someone always loses a trailor

 

[jay moe]

What's a trailor?

 

[cyflier]

How do you know a tooth brush was created in West Virginia?

Anywhere else, they would have called it a teeth brush.

 

[Wesley]

Did you bring the couches?

 

[cloneswereall]

Great idea. Let's "haze" the guy that could butt-**** all of us six ways from Sunday if he felt threatened.

 

[Clones21]

Where am I?

 

[Wesley]

Great idea. Let's "haze" the guy that could butt-**** all of us six ways from Sunday if he felt threatened.

You mean the people that were in Wrong Turn 3?

 

[Bret44]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEhwIqmmEJY]Duelling Banjos - scene from Deliverance - YouTube[/ame]

 

[wvbeta1610]

I think, as a new member of an organization, a thorough hazing is in order to make sure WV has earns their stripes. That being said, lets all take this opportunity to lay into WV in order to have a little fun and perhaps build solidarity with them and welcome them into their new home. All jokes, personal experiences and anecdotes welcome! I'll start...

Q: What do a tornado and a west virginia divorce have in common?

A: someone always loses a trailor

Your spelling teacher must have relocated from WV to Des Moines...

This thread won't go very far as we have heard them all....

Montani Semper Liberi

 

[Acylum]

Your spelling teacher must have relocated from WV to Des Moines...

This thread won't go very far as we have heard them all....

Montani Semper Liberi

Based on your avatar, feel free to post here as often as you'd like.

 

[Senolcyc]

Deliverance was set in Georgia. People from every other southern state will quickly point that out.

 

[CycoCyclone]

Your spelling teacher must have relocated from WV to Des Moines...

This thread won't go very far as we have heard them all....

Montani Semper Liberi

Based on your avatar, feel free to post here as often as you'd like.

Ditto!

 

[Naughtius]

I, for one, take solace in the fact that we can start threads like this with no fear of reprisal from the other schools. Because, as we all know, there is nothing that you can make fun of in Iowa.

 

[Knownothing]

I am just happy we might get discounted moonshine now

 

[MeanDean]

Does this mean the Big XII has sunk to admitting directional schools (WEST) Virginia? Could purple hawkeye (UNI) be next?

 

[CyBer]

Well this thread is going nowhere fast.

 

[SNEDDS3]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3ysuG2O0zw]Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia Trailer - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Al_4_State]

Ehh, I like these crazy Hillbilly bastards. Going to be much more fun to party with than the Hitler Youth in College Station.

 

[VTXCyRyD]

I think, as a new member of an organization, a thorough hazing is in order to make sure WV has earns their stripes. That being said, lets all take this opportunity to lay into WV in order to have a little fun and perhaps build solidarity with them and welcome them into their new home. All jokes, personal experiences and anecdotes welcome! I'll start...

Q: What do a tornado and a west virginia divorce have in common?

A: someone always loses a trailor

 

[ISUAgronomist]

Ehh, I like these crazy Hillbilly bastards. Going to be much more fun to party with than the Hitler Youth in College Station.

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