what the _ is Micheal Jordan wearing?

Clonefan32

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Pretty good stuff. I can understand that certain things go in and out of style, but why the hell does he not own anything that fits him correctly?
 

dtclones

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I'm thinking some of those outfits would go nicely with the Hitler-esque mustache he sports in the Hanes commercials.
 

ISUboi12

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His jeans are awful. They are like some JNCO hybrid sold at Abercrombie and Fitch in 2004. And why does the waist go past his belly button?
 

tjh1984

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I love MJ, I grew up in the Chicago burbs when he was playing but he has been a absolute terrible dresser/style for as long as I can remember. With all that money you would think he could afford a decent full time stylist.
 

dualthreat

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Hey, trust me, its hard to find clothes for yourself when your 6'5"+

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acgclone

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I saw Michael Jordan about 8 years ago at a club in Scottsdale. I didn't get a great look at what he was wearing because there were smokin hot women stacked 5 deep trying to talk to him.
 

ZJohnson

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On the road...
That's just swag.

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Sorry, had to.