What's up with all the hammocks?

Colossus

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Drove through the ol' campus after the game. Any two trees close enough had a hammock between them. What's the deal?
 

3TrueFans

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You were probably driving through the hammock district. There's Hammock Hut, that's on Third. There's Hammock-R-Us, that's on Third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. That's on Third.
 

Chitowncy

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You were probably driving through the hammock district. There's Hammock Hut, that's on Third. There's Hammock-R-Us, that's on Third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. That's on Third.

Don't forget Maryanne's in the Hammock District. She gets in the Hammock with you;-)
 

exCYtement

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A high quality hammock is a great investment. Nearly all my friends who are students have them. I went camping this weekend and didn't even bother bringing a tent because sleeping in my Eno double nest is far more comfortable.
 

hoiballin33

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Damn young'ns. Back in my day we attended class, plowed the fields on the weekends, and prayed to the good lord that the commies wouldn't nuke us to ashes. Kids these days with their feelings and hammocks and loud music!


:jimlad:
 

Schfinkter

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If Dr. Hill were still working for the university he'd have all the trees that were too close cut down to avoid any future chance of hammock riots.
 

Farnsworth

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You were probably driving through the hammock district. There's Hammock Hut, that's on Third. There's Hammock-R-Us, that's on Third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. That's on Third.

Don't forget Maryanne's in the Hammock District. She gets in the Hammock with you;-)

There's also Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third. In the hammock district.
 

dualthreat

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You were probably driving through the hammock district. There's Hammock Hut, that's on Third. There's Hammock-R-Us, that's on Third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. That's on Third.

Are these within the safe space?
 

SNEDDS3

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ya'll can catch me down at lake laverne.

hammock-boat-concept-1.jpeg
 

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