Where to buy real mistletoe?

[CyberJJJ]

My bride has asked me to find real mistletoe. I could buy it in line but prefer to support local businesses. Any idea where I can get it in the Des Moines area?

 

[Jer]

Possibly the Hy-Vee Floral dept, Earl May, or Target. I'd probably check in that order.

 

[CRCy17]

Over here in IL, we get one at Trader Joe's at the checkout counter.

 

[CyberJJJ]

Thanks all. HyVee was out but in order. Trader Joe’s had it.

 

[simply1]

Does really get you more than a kiss?

 

[BCClone]

Does really get you more than a kiss?

He hooks it to his belt.

 

[NebrClone]

My bride has asked me to find real mistletoe. I could buy it in line but prefer to support local businesses. Any idea where I can get it in the Des Moines area?

Trader Joe's in Omaha usually has it. When I lived on OK, my bride and I picked our own.

 

[NWICY]

Off topic but my neighbor used to have fresh holly delivered every yr, that was kind of neat.

 

[GTO]

Does really get you more than a kiss?

You're thinking of cameltoe.

 

[CycloneEggie]

Will second the recommendation of Trader Joe's. Usually out by the entrance this time of year.

 

[Jer]

Off topic but my neighbor used to have fresh holly delivered every yr, that was kind of neat.

I'll take a fresh Holly, but I have certain standards.

 

[BCClone]

I'll take a fresh Holly, but I have certain standards.

Yeah, Holly Sounders has had enough surgery, she isn't really fresh anymore.

 

[jcyclonee]

Yeah, Holly Sounders has had enough surgery, she isn't really fresh anymore.

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This seems like a good place to post a Hallmark Christmas movie.

I think Lacy Chalbert is well within our standards.

 

[BCClone]

This seems like a good place to post a Hallmark Christmas movie.

I think Lacy Chalbert is well within our standards.

That Holly looks plenty fresh.

 

[Saul_T]

I await your celebratory post in 9 months.

 

[jcyclonee]

I await your celebratory post in 9 months.

It could be his sentencing if he's using it to poison somebody.

 

[Saul_T]

It could be his sentencing if he's using it to poison somebody.

My wife said I poisoned her womb with my seed resulting in twins.

 

[kevdiv48]

yup, I got some from Trader Joe's checkout aisle

 

[Jer]

If you're pre-marriage, you could hang a condom and be confident. If already married, you could put a damn spruce tree up there and it isn't going to make one iota of a difference.

 

[BCClone]

yup, I got some from Trader Joe's checkout aisle

Right there in the aisle? Damn exhibitionists.