Worst Movies Ever
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And "Wonder Woman: 1984" was a f*cking atrocity.
Seven pages and not one mention of the movie that started it all in regards to how to make a movie bad…..
ISHTAR!!!
ISHTAR!!!
I would say Waterboy is worse than Grown ups.
…it’s a comic book movie.
I respect your passion about the Battle of Thermopylae and respect your stance. Because you’re so interested in the history of Sparta, that movie probably was an abomination.
I felt the same way about Dunkirk. I was super excited to get Nolan’s take on the battle of Dunkirk and the subsequent retreat in the same vein as Tora Tora Tora or Bamd of Brothers. Halfway through I realized, oh this really isn’t going to be about the battle at all. We’re just following Harry Styles around.
But 99% of the population doesn’t care about our complaints on 300 or Dunkirk. They just wanted a popcorn movie. Which I can respect too.
PS - regarding 300, they actually did hilariously show how awful Sparta was the through traitor. They just didn’t realize it.
“Oh My Mom was supposed to kill me due to Spartan tradition because I’m disabled. But she loved me so she didn’t.” “Oh now I’m the bad guy”
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Tree of Life
VIvarium
Mad Max-Fury Road
Complete garbage movies.
Tree of Life
VIvarium
Mad Max-Fury Road
Complete garbage movies.
I think this is a really interesting way to look at “worst.” Triumph of the will would also be on that list
I think I said this in another bad movie thread, but The VelociPastor. My wife was on a bad movie kick a couple years ago and we watched it. Even though you know it's going to be a bad movie and expect it going in, so you kind of laugh at it while watching, it was still just bad. Like downright bad.
Fury Road garbage? Wow.
I don't know. Kinda looks like about everything you need in a movie, is all right there.
KidSilverhair
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And Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy? It may be slow, but it’s a good movie with some outstanding performances.
Glad I'm not the only one.
My wife fell asleep during it and I wanted to leave early. It literally has zero plot.
True. I just look at worst from a sense of the message of the movie because I understand that my particular view towards what makes a good movie is different from many people's and whether a movie is "good" in terms of the story is very subjective.
I just look at it why was it made and what was it pushing.
Gone with the Wind isn't quite (In my opinion alone) as awful as Birth of a Nation. And other than its tone and view of the South - the rest of it , referring to cinematography , music, etc, is very well done. If it was more neutral, or slightly harsher on the south then it might be one of the better movies made IMO but because of its tone and POV - it makes this list.
See, I find the Shining to be a classic. Just like I loved the original Halloween - I'm not a fan of the massive body counts of modern slashers but the original Scream, the original I know what you did last summer, Halloween - etc.
Movies that were as much suspense (in theory) as just bodies dropping like the lyrics from Drowning Pool - those movies I can't stand.
I also would say just from a taste piece,
Titanic and Pearl Harbor.
Not because everyone knew how it was going to end or because the acting was terrible.
But because they took events, that there was a mountain to make a movie out of , and instead inserted some random love story or love triangle into
Movies that were as much suspense (in theory) as just bodies dropping like the lyrics from Drowning Pool - those movies I can't stand.
I also would say just from a taste piece,
Titanic and Pearl Harbor.
Not because everyone knew how it was going to end or because the acting was terrible.
But because they took events, that there was a mountain to make a movie out of , and instead inserted some random love story or love triangle into
The new Ghostbusters remake was terrible. The all girl remake. Awful.
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