You might be a Hawkeye if.....

[rebecacy]

These are true.

You think a Hawkeye is a real bird
You buy a black car and get yellow pinstripes on it then brag about it being hawkeye colors
You cannot find Iowa City on a map
The reason you became a Hawk fan is because everyone else is doing it
You dont know college Football games are played on Saturday.
After every loss you want KF fired.

Your favotite meal is broasted chicken, french fries, and a cold beer while smoking a cigarette.

 

[Psyclone Brian]

...you begin the season 0-6 confident you're still playing in a New Years day bowl game.

 

[WalkingCY]

Well, LSU was 11-0. Finished the season ranked #1 in both polls. (Iowa #2 in both)
Iowa lost to Ohio St. and their tie was to Air Force (13-13) Iowa finished 9-1-1. in 1958

agree here. LSU won it that year. iowa has never won a national championship in FB.

 

[Clones21]

If you think Kirk Ferentz is God and then hate him after a loss, you might be a Hawkeye fan.

 

[CyDude16]

If you think Kirk Ferentz is God and then hate him after a loss, you might be a Hawkeye fan.

You do realize every post you've been redundant and basically say you might be a hawkeye twice....

 

[alarson]

You do realize there are ISU fans who do this same thing, right?

Agreed, and i have no problem with rooting against a rival. I never get the 'support them because theyre from iowa' thing. Do you see this happen with Aggies\Longhorns, Duke\UNC, Alabama\Auburn, etc? Not so much.

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

You do realize every post you've been redundant and basically say you might be a hawkeye twice....

lol I'm pretty sure you know the answer to that question

 

[tube1]

You do realize there are ISU fans who do this same thing, right?

But thats different.

 

[BCoffClone125]

You make terrible music.
Notti Boy - Hawkeyes Anthem - YouTube
OFFICIAL IOWA HAWKEYE ANTHEM -- BLACK AND GOLD - YouTube
Ricky stanzi rap - YouTube
Iowa Gurls Official Music Video - YouTube
Iowa Hawkeyes Black and Yellow Remix - YouTube
HawkEye Yellow 1iA Remix - YouTube
I'm in Miami Kirk - YouTube

This just made my day.

 

[bringmagicback]

You cant name more than 4 players on your favorite team
Youve never been to a game in IA City
You say who won the Iowa game? Followed by trash talking about how great the hawks are and how youre a huge fan.
You like the team because thats who you date likes
You dont know who the stadiums named after
You make fun of Jack Trice but havent ever been there. (this goes the same for ISU tailgating. Friend would never go then does and cant beleive how awesome it is)

 

[JUKEBOX]

This just made my day.

I probably missed a couple like this...
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr8rv5CkEJA&feature=related]Big Bang DBT - I THINK IM RICKY STANZI - YouTube[/ame]

 

[PabloDiablo]

You cant name more than 4 players on your favorite team
Youve never been to a game in IA City
You say who won the Iowa game? Followed by trash talking about how great the hawks are and how youre a huge fan.
You like the team because thats who you date likes
You dont know who the stadiums named after
You make fun of Jack Trice but havent ever been there. (this goes the same for ISU tailgating. Friend would never go then does and cant beleive how awesome it is)

This is the most frequent behavior from squawks that I see. Real legitimate fans...

I would also like to add, if you have had a family photo professionally taken with your whole family in sqauwk logo gear... you might be a hawkeye.

 

[huntt26]

You might be a Hawkeye if you've never been to Carver Hawkeye arena.

 

[Al_4_State]

You think "Cyclown" is a cutting and clever insult.

 

[Cybyassociation]

If you are "posted on the southeast side"...homie

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

If you are unsure of what Hok means....

 

[ISUKyro]

.............you post more on CF than on a Hawkeye website

 

[Al_4_State]

I hope you have witnessed this in person.

You can't make that **** up.

 

[GoClones123]

When you do "Windmill" high 5's with other cheetos dusted Hawk fans at Carlos O'Kellys when your team kicks a 23 yard field goal against Troy. While your wife screams out "Football and Farming that's what Iowa does"........awkward.......

(witnessed first hand in South Side Des Moines while working on a glycol pump system)

 

[Broodwich]

You weren't admitted to the University of Illinois - Urbana Champaign.