Your best tiger Pickup Lines

[GeronimusClone]

Steve usually uses spit to clean those.

 

[trigger1]

"Want to make my putter flutter?"

(with apologies to Johnny Carson - supposedly)

 

[Cy Hard]

I don't mind putting from the rough.

 

[GeronimusClone]

I don't mind putting from the rough.

That's the line he'd use on Phil Mickelson.

 

[CYKID]

Want to wash my balls?

 

[SaxaCLONE13]

"I give a new meaning to ball in the hole..."

 

[Steve]

We should hook up and play some best ball.

 

[Tre4ISU]

You guys, this is a terrible thread.

Having said that, he only needs one.

"Hey, I'm Tiger Woods."

 

[SaxaCLONE13]

"Let me show you a different kind of skins game!"

 

[GeronimusClone]

You guys, this is a terrible thread.

Having said that, he only needs one.

"Hey, I'm Tiger Woods."

Not even that, just drop a copy of your bank statement.

 

[mizouse87]

I usually hit it in 90% of fairways.

 

[GeronimusClone]

What's your carpet roll on the stimp meter?

 

[Clonester]

I can read you like a green, and Im a very good putter.

 

[CyCrazy]

What's your carpet roll on the stimp meter?

Its rolling about a 14 tight and smooth like glass

 

[Clonester]

It usually takes me the least amount of strokes.

 

[ilovetheclones]

Can't believe that this hasnt been said yet..............So are we playing the front or back nine??????

 

[cycopath25]

"Will I need my rain cover?"

 

[cycopath25]

"Those are the nicest set of cans I've seen since Phil Mickelson took off his shirt in the locker room at Augusta in 07."

 

[Go2Guy]

Would you like to see my 1 (eyed) wood....

One of the best ones!

 

[Clonefan32]

Driving accuracy has never been one of Tiger's strengths.