Your XFL Name

[The_Architect]

Ford Brisket

 

[FerShizzle]

Nova Gin.

I usually drink my dinner.

 

[KnappShack]

Settin' standards high I see

Or low....depending on your point of view

 

[Cyforce]

U Fear Me

sorry missed the premise.

Durango Rib eye

 

[srjclone]

Or low....depending on your point of view

 

[benjay]

Ford Green Bean Casserole

 

[boone7247]

Lincoln Papa John's

Or

Continental Pizza

 

[KnappShack]

U Fear Me

sorry missed the premise.

Durango Rib eye

U Fear Me plays loose and fast with the rules. You can't stop him. You can only hope to contain him

 

[isufbcurt]

Cavalier West Town Pub Burger your 2017 XFL MVP

 

[stormchaser2014]

Chevy Subway.

 

[cyclones500]

Galaxie 500 Potato Salad

 

[cyclones500]

Is food poisoning really all that common? Maybe I've just got an iron gut.

Well, there's your XFL name: Unrevealed Car Brand Irongut.

 

[1100011CS]

Celebrity Sushi

(i'm going model not make)

Plymouth Reuben based on OP. Using model: Satellite Reuben (I like that better).

 

[1100011CS]

I just went with the last food I had where I puked. I don't think I've ever truly had food poisoning, either.

Is food poisoning really all that common? Maybe I've just got an iron gut.

Yes and I bet you've both had it but didn't realize it.

 

[CyCrazy]

Grand Marquis Burger

 

[SerenityNow]

Chevy Tacos

 

[cyclones500]

Many X-amples posted so far would make hilarious car makes/models (sometimes actually viable makes/models) cool/funny band names or awesome athlete/stage names.

A sampling:

Make/model
Pontiac Mexican
Plymouth Yellow Fin
Ford Jackalope
Dodge Sausage

Band names
Escort Chicken
Ranger Pizza Ranch
Sunbird Coleslaw
Nova Gin

Athlete/stage names
Pontiac Footlong
Honda Surly
Ford Remoulade (as suggested by jbindm)
Chevy Subway
Plymouth Reuben

Candidate for automaker/fast food merger: Honda McChicken.

Some would work in multiple categories.

 

[Sighclone Fan]

Explorer Chimichanga

 

[istater7]

Ford Chicken Parm

 

[burn587]

Explorer Chimichanga

Sounds like a character on Dora.