Quarterly roundup of amusing comments I encountered on Cyclone Fanatic, April-June 2025.
Scant list this time.
If anyone recalls a nugget I missed, feel free to add.
Key:
Bold is thread title (or summary of it)
*** indicates break in narrative flow.
Some entries have been edited for clarity, brevity, spelling and all that.
Also, I might have to go on hiatus from Notable Posts for a while. My attention is too fragmented and keeping track of this might not be the best use of my time, unfortunately.
In case you missed it:
Notable Posts Q1 2025
2025 Transfer options
@jcyclonee:
Here's our basketball checklist for needs:
*A big guy that's good at banging down low
*A combo guard that gets deep penetration down the middle
*A wing that can go backdoor
*Players who pound it hard inside
*Athletes who can double team
*A team with enough stamina to go all night
@CoachHines3: This is me. Recruit me.
@Jayshellberg: We can’t afford you.
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@JVAR: Cyclone Fanatic is the weirdest website ever. I have seen people and myself sought advice anywhere from auto mechanics, food, fitness, golf, home repair, marriage, parenting, investing, mental health, health, legal advice, farming, and sometimes we just act like Beavis and Butt-Head. Sports is discussed sometimes, too!
@coolerifyoudid: We also currently have a thread that's currently 76 posts deep about Reeses peanut butter cups versus Reeses peanut butter eggs. CF is like if every character on “Cheers” was at a party that only served tequila shots.
—> coolerifyoudid post nominated for “Post of the Year” by
@Die4Cy
Jefferson gone???
@EvilBetty: Can someone summarize the last 38 pages of posts, so I don't have to read through what is likely 98% bickering between posters. Is he actually gone or still just hearsay at this point?
@coolerifyoudid: Everyone hated college sports for a while, but we're OK now.
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@brentblum: And by the way, optimistic Jeff will finish his career as a Cyclone.
@Clonefan32: Nice of you to find a little time between your beachside massage session and tequila-tasting to fill us in.
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@NWICY: More information on what happens at a NIL conference would be interesting.
@isufbcurt: Cocaine, Boobs and $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
@brentblum: Not that crazy. A bunch of marketing VIPs at companies learning more about how NIL can help their businesses.
NWICY: I like Curt's version better.
Should NBA axe the corner 3?
@Drew0311: Harlem Globetrotters added a 4 point line and it has doomed the Washington Generals. They have not won since.
Hello everyone
(Introductory from
@Wyattclone): Hello, everybody, my name is David, graduated in 2012.
@Gonzo: Welcome. Beware the Hok trolls, there are several around here.
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@CoachHines3: hows ur mom
@twojman: She's dead …
@CoachHines3 "I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot."
Today I Learned Thread
@JM4CY: How many times a day does
@Angie ask
@Mr Janny, “what the **** is wrong with you?”
@Angie: ...The answer to this physically exhausts me.
Friday OT: Can I Do That?
@FarmerCy1: One of my college jobs was as a “Class Checking Monitor.” It consisted of walking around campus with the ISU Card photos of the football team and making sure they were sitting in class, and send a report to the athletic department of who went and who didn’t. Easiest money I’ve ever made.
@NWICY: Skip class to get that done, did you?
The Deion Sanders Thread (started way prior to Q2 ’25 … specifically Dec. 15, 2021)
@JP4CY: Deion (while wearing a hat) told his players in a team meeting there will be no hats worn when they meet.
Niang being Niang
(OP ID omitted so it doesn’t denigrate): Hawks have a number of guys out inc Jalen Johnson. Not sure what next szn will look like for Georges but his mins will likely be down. Kinda hope they trade him bc watching the Hawks is significantly less fun than watching the Cavs was.
@SwirlyBird: How do you choose what words you spell out and which you don't?
NIL: Is it what you expected/specific changes needed
@HouClone: I was on a pickup team with Hoiberg. He primarily passed the ball. I shot 2 airballs that game. We lost also.
2025 NFL Draft
@3TrueFans: Round 1 seems boring enough live, how are there so many people to watch round 2?
@danvillecyclone: Beer.
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@Kettes: Someone please explain to the old guy when “DE” got changed to “EDGE”?
@qwerty: DE is too hard to spell.
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@Jer: Horrible draft for QBs, but man, I was never impressed by Shough in any of his 17 seasons.
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@HFCS: Is (Shedeur) Sanders even gonna be a top 3 Sanders taken?
@Darius Bieber: At this point, Colonel and Bernie are getting taken first.
Sports betting question
@3TrueFans: I don't know the laws involved, but why was the dude wearing disguises and structuring his bets? Seems like he knew he was doing something he shouldn't be doing.
@coolerifyoudid: I wear disguises when I run errands and do charitable work. I have to protect my bad-boy image.
Friday OT: Granola
@Angie: What is the thing you do/have done in the past that others may think is “hippie” activity?
@AltoonaFish: I smoke a lot of weed and love group orgies and free love. I also hate wearing clothes.
What’s everyone reading?
@enisthemenace: I’ve been reading Moby D**k, off and on, since October. Have about a sixth of it left. Good lord. It’s a difficult read.
@cyfan964: I think the furthest I have gotten in that book is "Call me Ishmael."
Dellenger report on SEC spring meeting
@Kinch: In the garden of life, college football is the flower and Greg Sankey is Roundup.
Friday OT: Phoning Home
@ISU Cyclones2015: I usually put where or how I know someone as their last name in my contacts. Think "Angie - Cyclone Fanatic" as the contact. Tinder is my number one word lol
@NWICY: And you say “love isn’t real.”
@BCClone: But lust is.
(Forum bugs thread)
@2speedy1: I have been having this happen a lot lately, I dont know if it is on my end or a CF issue. (re: Oops! We ran into some problems)
@gocy444: Me too. I figured it was viruses from all the porn, but good to see it’s not just a me issue.
