Classic!

[AustinCyclone]

From The Cavalcade of Whimsy on the front page of collegefootballnews.com:


Shhhhhh, if you listen quietly, you can hear Iowa State coming up with yet another takeaway…
To: Nebraska.
Cc: Bo Pelini
Subject: My ***, your kiss.

Knock, knock … Who’s there? … Nebraska’s offense. … Nebraska’s offense, who? … Exactly.

Or how about this? What do you get when the Nebraska offense meets the inside of the five-yard line? The ball!

No, smell you later!
Bill Callahan

Last year: Nebraska 35 … Iowa State 7 … How much does Gene Chizik suck?

 

[jaretac]

I was just getting ready to post this myself. My personal favorite is:

"what do you get when the Nebraska offense meets the inside of the five-yard line? The ball!

 

[jdoggivjc]

I wish Fox Sports still did CoW... :sad:

 

[SeattleClone]

From The Cavalcade of Whimsy on the front page of collegefootballnews.com:


Shhhhhh, if you listen quietly, you can hear Iowa State coming up with yet another takeaway…
To: Nebraska.
Cc: Bo Pelini
Subject: My ***, your kiss.

Knock, knock … Who’s there? … Nebraska’s offense. … Nebraska’s offense, who? … Exactly.

Or how about this? What do you get when the Nebraska offense meets the inside of the five-yard line? The ball!

No, smell you later!
Bill Callahan

Last year: Nebraska 35 … Iowa State 7 … How much does Gene Chizik suck?

I think Bill should've cc'd Frank Solich too. Maybe he bcc'd him.