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[ceeboe]

Thank god I don't read half the updates that are posted. I don't even notice this kind of stuff until CF threads point it out.

Oh, and:

I kicked by bestfriends boyfriend because I can I and I do what I want.

Apparently my best friend is gay...???

 

[BigBake]

For more facebook stupidness visit lamebook.com

 

[Cyched]

I licked a stuffed animal because the voices told me to?

 

[Arkansas Cyclone]

"I kicked a spoon because I'm cool like that"

...so true, so true

 

[Covenant Clone]

well, well..."I sang to a phone because the voice told me to"

 

[ddisu]

I yelled at a baseball bat because I am cool and I do what want.

That doesn't seem like a cool thing to do.

 

[GeronimusClone]

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I texted
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Nick Jonas
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an MP3 player
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm cool and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!

Just got it emailed to me...

I loved a football player because the voices told me to.

 

[tube1]

I punched a hawk fan in the junk because he was annoying and I'm so cool.

 

[GeronimusClone]

I punched a hawk fan in the junk because he was annoying and I'm so cool.

You must have impeccable aim.

 

[cyismydog]

I kicked a squirrel because I'm cool like that.

 

[HiltonMagic]

I've seen a few of these the last few days:

india foxtrot yankee oscar uniform charlie alpha november uniform november delta echo romeo sierra tango alpha november delta tango hotel india sierra charlie oscar papa yankee alpha november delta papa alpha sierra tango echo tango oscar yankee oscar uniform romeo sierra tango alpha tango uniform sierra

 

[GeronimusClone]

india foxtrot yankee oscar uniform charlie alpha november uniform november delta echo romeo sierra tango alpha november delta tango hotel india sierra charlie oscar papa yankee alpha november delta papa alpha sierra tango echo tango oscar yankee oscar uniform romeo sierra tango alpha tango uniform sierra

if you can understand this copy and paste to your status

 

[ddisu]

I've seen a few of these the last few days:

put together the first letter of each word to form a sentence.

 

[HiltonMagic]

put together the first letter of each word to form a sentence.

yeah, I understood it. I just thought we were posting random **** that random people posted.

 

[HOTDON]

I karate chopped my dog because I'm cool and I do what I want.

The first half seems reasonable, but being married spoiled the whole second half...

 

[DRCHIRO]

I kicked a squirrel because I'm cool like that.

Not only do we have the same birthday but we also have the same color of shirt on today. Crazy.

 

[Clark]

Thank god I don't read half the updates that are posted. I don't even notice this kind of stuff until CF threads point it out.

Oh, and:

I kicked by bestfriends boyfriend because I can I and I do what I want.

Apparently my best friend is gay...???

Or a girl:wink:

 

[GeronimusClone]

Or a girl:wink:

Sexist bastard

 

[cytyler]

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I texted
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Nick Jonas
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an MP3 player
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm cool and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!

Just got it emailed to me...

I danced with an MP3 Player because that's how I roll.

 

[SeattleClone]

I am not stupid, are you? Most likely you are.